Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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52fremont 0
WTF thirteen year engagement?!
Standupboi 0
why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???
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juneping 0
look at it from another point of view. at least right now you don't have to spend money on lawyers for divorce paper and don't have to go thru the hassels to change your name back. and you are going to meet a great guy. your ex is an ass.
ambatron 0
I can see that happening to me :( *hug*
tarheelbaby 0
this is why old people should get lives instead of getting facebook.
pinkprincess9113 0
after 13 years with no real committment.....(an engagement is easily broken) it's not that much of a surprise that you broke up. and maybe your ex-fiancees mother is just using all the bitchiness she missed out on using when she was going to be your mother-in-law because we all know they're evil.
salveamicus 0
Something like this happened to me too. My girl friend broke up with me after two years, and her father pressed the like button when her relationship status went from "in a relationship" to "single." This is the same guy who does every thing he can do to not acknowledge me when I'm visiting and told his wife that he thought I'd beat his daughter... even though I've never laid a finger on her and never would. Well, we're secretly back together now. I can't wait to see what he does with her relationship status goes from "single" to "in a relationship."
abu3mair 0
i hate old people on facebook... its just wrong
bookworm_x 0
why in the hell would you stay engaged for thirteen years!?!?
jebusandme 1
YDI for calling facebook "official"
Xader 0
I'm assuming they lived together for some portion of that 13 years? In Western Australia, they may have qualified for a de facto relationship which is similar to US common law marriage
Flamingmonkey923 0
Why the hell did you not get married sooner? 13 years of engagement? Are you insane?