Today, after recovering from pneumonia and a severe asthma attack caused by my dad's fiancée's cat, he chose to keep the cat. I can't go to his house without having to go to the hospital later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of taking me to the doctor. FML
Today, I told my dad to go to the doctor, as he’s been hacking his lungs up every minute for a month, and I've not had a decent night’s sleep since then. He insists he’s not sick, and my mom yelled at me because she sleeps in the same room and is able to sleep through it. FML
Today, I'm going to visit my mother in hospital. She broke her hip and my father refused to take her to hospital for 6 days, insisting she would get better. My dog had cancer surgery, which will cost me a whole month's salary. I’m still recovering from 2 major surgeries myself, and my kids are being total dorks. FML
Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
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ZombieInConverse 13
Hes an asshole. Sorry Op. You deserve someone better
Merylwen 24
No he's not. I can't see why OP's dad should make his fiancée permanently get rid of her cat when OP can just take anti-allergy medication before he goes to their house (yes, it really works, and it's cheap). Even if OP lives there, all he has to do is take some Benadryl every day, that's what cat-owners that are allergic to cats do.
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Comments (65)
katejones 8
Not worth literally risking your life for! FYL.
Treveyon56 14
I do half way agree with you. Yes the cat can go outside or be put in a room. About the choosing pets over humans, to that I honestly think sometimes pets are a better choice (I see a human being no more valuable that an animal ). Also in my opinion I think the father was really choosing the cat more likely he was trying to make his fiancee happy.
tehdarkness 21
That is a burn but I think you should look into allergy shots if it is that severe!
kitsune309 15
YDI for your poor and unclear sentence structure...
KBurns207 17
How the hell do the comments section get closed on an FML within like 2 hours of it posting? I'm just curious who's in charge of it and why they do it.
samantha124 6
Hey, my dad sucks too, :/
iRaTTaZZi 11
Please tell me, that he at least paid for ur hospital treatment!!!
TheWorldGreatest 8
Then I wouldn't go to his house! Ever
ZodiacalComa7 11
So now cats deserve to be homeless because you have a problem...
simsgirlgem 25
refuse to visit until he get's rid of the cat your health is more important than visiting
Treveyon56 14
Why should he get rid of the cat. For one the cat isn't his to just get rid of and two OP can meet up with her father at other places besides the father's house.
wiccaantje 21
So refusing to visit is until he removes the cat is ok? You just said that they can meet elsewhere.