Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
Today, after I'd spent ages planning a surprise proposal at the beach, right as I got down on one knee, a seagull swooped in, stole the sandwich from my backpack, and everyone on the beach turned to watch the bird instead of us. My partner had to ask, "Were you about to propose?" FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
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Top comments
yomommma 6
Angry birds.
wagonmafia 7
I must see this video!!
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Comments (242)
monagro 22
Did it work? (can i see the video?) :D
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Is it on youtube
Stylin_Since_97 10
You snooze you lose broski
phuckejiu 3
nice one
x_ESCADORA_x 0
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ballesteros1992 0
It's not good enough if it isn't on YouTube
bubblegirl1995 12
I think they mean filmed as opposed to cellotaping. Just a thought.
johncrb 6
That's actually pretty funny. I don't think that I would be too mad if that happened to me, I would laugh about it.
Feverrotes 15
My ex-roommate often took a piece of corn to the park, stuck it between his legs, and let the birds have at it. According to him, it makes him feel like the king (w/ the birds giving him a BJ)
AgentSmith79 9
You honestly want us to believe you didn't wake up when your friends started piling sand on you? Even after an all nighter, I think I'd wake up when someone started throwing sand on me.
Taht_Guy_fml 0
well by an all nighter,OP meant he was masturbating to gay **** that night so hard,not even jesus could stop OP from cumming to those gay 70 yr old men from Africa with blue testicles
8bitjerrio 0
It's wrong to say this, and I apologise in advance, but I sort of want to see that video.