Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
Today, after I'd spent ages planning a surprise proposal at the beach, right as I got down on one knee, a seagull swooped in, stole the sandwich from my backpack, and everyone on the beach turned to watch the bird instead of us. My partner had to ask, "Were you about to propose?" FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
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yomommma 6
Angry birds.
wagonmafia 7
I must see this video!!
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physicist48 0
How deeply were you sleeping?
AnneFTW 17
YDI for falling asleep on an all-nighter.
Person1233 13
>AFTER pulling an all nighter >******* AFTER
rhysfucker 24
At least buried in sand you didn't get sun scorched....plus, sea gull droppings are great for one's complexion, so I've heard.. Seriously, love your friends!!
boomsma 0
Get better friends!
Holy_ish 19
lol thats a good idea
GEFStryker 29
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
rhysfucker 24
A: To poop on and steal food from the jersey guy in the sand?
GEFStryker 29
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
ImmaB3AST 7
Yummy (:
ImmaB3AST 7
How do you end up falling into such a deep sleep that you get buried with sand? Anyways, next time they fall asleep I'd hire a gay hooker to come to his house naked when his parents are home.
vcantone 1
Thats one for the books
ih82bl8 2
At least u have proof
bigAC 6
i did that once but voluntarily