Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
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alyspar2 5
Run while you can.
infamous1212 10
I hear going to Jamaica is the "in" place to go. As in, be like Usain Bolt and run.
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Comments (100)
Dory123 9
Hey good for her. Thinking of her future with you in the long run. But seriously that's still creepy. You should tell her to slow down before she gets too crazy.
akiahara 14
Different definitions of official, apparently. Some girls...
WrongRomance 11
Tell her the Bermuda Triangle. Then "disappear" once you get there.
hanymandy 6
Lol
Wizardo 34
Tell her straight faced that you're official... but not exclusive... then put on some shades... yeeeeeah
Needafarm 22
Talk about 0 to 60 in no time flat. I'm sorry OP.
amarchingclock 6
Run like Forrest Gump!
superdom 12
Crazy stay away bro
theboy13 13
No joke...sounds just like my gf
RayearthNinja 10
Two hours? Thats gotta be a record of some sort?
eaglerob 20
Shangrila is nice, I hear