Today, I thought I finally had a decent boyfriend. He didn’t seem like an emotionally unavailable alcoholic like my past boyfriends. Then I found out he’s an unemployed Trump supporter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Today, I love my boyfriend just as I always have, but I'm realizing I don't know if we'll last because he's an angry drunk. He drinks frequently, and I've talked to him about it, only to be met with, "I'm a grown ass man." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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Top comments
theyellowgoose 3
I mean, being unemployed right now is pretty normal lol. how long has he been unemployed? if it's been a long time, run. if it has been during the pandemic... it's fine. also, you don't have to agree on politics.
ojoRojo 27
Unemployed? Likely temporary. Trump supporter? Neeeeext.
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Comments (10)
therichguy 9
that's worse innit
Marvin Hardy 6
Let me guess your last boyfriend was an unemployed liberal
RichardPencil 32
You're not too bright. "Liberal" and "Trump supporter" are polar opposites.
Michael Branchfield 5
Whereas Liberal and unemployed are synonyms
crispyjello69 19
Run!
Jaymail 19
Trump is an embarrassment for us to other countries. That’s at least strike one. Unemployed? How does he feel about being unemployed? That’s a possible strike two! Try to get your next boyfriend either through your church. Other friends. Or Meetup.Com.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Welcome back to Square One, the hottest place to be single! I've been here a while, and it's great, albeit gut-wrenchingly lonely.
AmbrosiaFan 19
The shutdowns caused a lot of people to not have employment for some time now. How long has he been unemployed?
theyellowgoose 3
I mean, being unemployed right now is pretty normal lol. how long has he been unemployed? if it's been a long time, run. if it has been during the pandemic... it's fine. also, you don't have to agree on politics.
ojoRojo 27
Unemployed? Likely temporary. Trump supporter? Neeeeext.
UbuntuElphie 16
I hope you are sticking with *had* a boyfriend
Brightside86 31
If those are the worst things about him maybe give him a chance. It's important to be open minded about politics, if we aren't how can we expect the other side to be. 10% of Americans are unemployed, sometimes we are going to get knocked down what's important is that he is getting back up.