Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
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alyspar2 5
Run while you can.
infamous1212 10
I hear going to Jamaica is the "in" place to go. As in, be like Usain Bolt and run.
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Comments (100)
Snowcones 14
Don't. Piss. Her. Off. Take my advice, before things get ugly.
madgrinchhatter 12
Dude. Run.
meridius4510 4
Run like hell.
lovikalovi 5
I would run, she sounds crazy.... Jag skulle sprungit, hon låter galen.... Sweden whoopwhoop!
countryrose92 23
Run. Just run.
AliveLikeFire 7
It sounds like you weren't clear what you meant by "making it official." Although if she wants to get married after 6 weeks I'd say to BE CAREFUL. Maybe not run just yet but definitely be careful.
Veeshanee_fml 6
Fly, you fool !
Allieheffner 5
Run.
MorF4RDK 8
**** dude run!!!!
Inked0803 12
Crazy takes time to rise to the surface