Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of bed and saw muddy footprints next to it. They were at least three sizes bigger than mine. I live alone. FML
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
peacheso 31
You need to invest in some cameras and an alarm system ASAP!
Wizardo 34
It could have been there from another time people visited. If someone's hand left grease or dirt on the mirror then its much harder for condensation to form on it, hence, the print. I doubt that you're being haunted OP.
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Comments (110)
MeanBeagle 22
Bloody Mary bloody Mary bloody Mary
orbit 22
REDRUM
aliciavanham 13
You've never had someone to stay with you? Because that print could've been older!
patakymk 10
I agree, OP probably had someone over from a while ago and it's just showing now. :) Hey!
Ki11erC 18
You live alone maybe. But what about guests, previous owner, workmen... A handprint will stay even after a wipe down, depends how oily the hand was and how brutal you are with cleaning. Drawing on windows as a kid I recall often seeing the marks even after they had been "cleaned".
worldclassrager 41
Did you have a friend over lately? Unless it was the side of a child's... Do we have a start to paranormal activity V?
romeonsingcross 15
Do you?
jousselinn 5
I would get the hell out of there.
devildee101 15
Sometimes condensation alters the appearance of previous handprints... Yeah that's it no ghost or midget hobo or anything.
Medhi_fml 18
Time to abandon the house i guess.
luverofakatsuki 16
#29 your hand does not swell from being under the water
Goblin182 27
Their here.
kelseysking 26
They're*
123765 18
I'd get the hell out of there if i was you