Kaei
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had a box full of crickets in my room. I sealed it up with tape and went to take a shower. When I returned, I found that the box had popped open, releasing almost all of the crickets. I can still hear the chirping. FML
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dannidoll93 24
All you people wondering why OP is "collecting" crickets... Seriously? I feel like it isn't that hard to figure out that he owns a reptile.
writerchic85 26
As a reptile owner myself, I know the pain of lost crickets. I would recommend you place a bunch of glueboards to catch as many as possible.
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muah97 12
Get a frog to eat the crickets
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
Then the chirping will be replaced by croaking.
pawsakv99 14
Then get a cat to eat the frog!
MrSassypants 34
Then the frog would be replaced by a creature that sees you as a pet instead of the other way around.
AbtractAngela 17
After that get a bear to eat the dog!
StupidMonkey497 16
Nah, I think you should just keep the dog.
charcharrr 3
Was there an old lady that swallowed a fly around?
justanonymous123 13
Why were you collecting crickets to begin with ?
SnailMail 12
If OP has reptiles they would have crickets for live food
Hunkapoo 19
if you buy them from a pet store, they usually put them in a paper bag, or a flimsy box. this why you should get a cricket keeper if your using them to feed your lizard or something.
theaaxis 27
I've done this before and it sucks! We have a bearded dragon, and depending on where we get crickets the boxes are sometimes TERRIBLE. We have a plastic (fully ventilated) cricket keeper, but being a new beardie owner I left the crickets alone for a minute while unpacking my truck. Bad, bad, idea...
Snano 15
You really can't assume that it's for the consumption of a pet?
ohSNAPyall 27
Oh I assumed fishing bait
PePziNL 20
For use in awkward situations and really bad jokes.
Chadica 17
If you find any, put them into a jar or plastic container to keep them from getting out. This is of course only temporary and you should release them soon.
JustinJK 21
They're probably to feed pets.
writerchic85 26
As a reptile owner myself, I know the pain of lost crickets. I would recommend you place a bunch of glueboards to catch as many as possible.
whysobeachy 37
Your comment presented the grisly mental picture of their tiny insectile limbs getting torn out, as you attempt to remove them from the glueboard. I know that's probably killed your appetite, and I'm sorry about that, but does that happen, in reality?
theaaxis 27
Probably not an image you wanted, but I'm a beardie owner, and yes, cricket's legs are very easily torn. Though I personaly doubt crickets can/would rip off their own legs to escape a glue board.
hernanjaimes_ 22
I also doubt they'd tear their on legs off, but if they did at least you can't hear them anymore since they make noise by rubbing their back legs together :p
KaidensCrow 18
I doubt they'd tear off their own legs... I also hope that no reptile owner would tear them off the glue trap and feed them to their pet... glue would probably be left of the insect... plus... chasing the crickets is half the reptiles fun
writerchic85 26
They can't get off glueboards. I would know. I'm an exterminator and use them all the time. I've never seen any legless crickets.
Jonasbrink1 5
Kill it with fire!!!
whysobeachy 37
Calm down, man. They're crickets, not spiders.
theaaxis 27
Standard crickets are fine, but if it's those creepy as **** black ones, I'm with #5. (Also having lost repitle food in the house before and being a light sleeper, I have definitely reached the "blowtorch" point of rage with the lost crickets in my room on weeknights)
lexiale 10
He can't find some of the crickets so it would be difficult to kill them with fire
KaidensCrow 18
you should never feed black crickets to reptiles, they have much less meat and a much harder exoskeleton then Brown crickets. they aren't as healthy for them and can easily lead to impactation in animals which is fatal if not treated
False_Stupidity 42
Then he just has to burn the house down... just to be sure he got them all.
writerchic85 26
Cricket racist!
pete9913 23
That's not going away for a long time. FYL for sure, OP
CommentKing207 23
That sucks but you should've kept them in a more protected box...
CommentKing207 23
Like a fish tank or something. Tape is easy for people to take off but if you have a smaller sibling put the box or tank on a high shelf so they can't get to it.
theaaxis 27
They probably planned to, the petstores give you boxes a fair chunk of the time but they are terrible cricket keepers. My guess (based on my own actions) is that OP trusted the pet store box a little more than they should've, especially since tape doesn't work well with ALL kinds of cardboard.
CommentKing207 23
#59 agreed
HeartYou101 31
#8, That's exactly what happened to me when I had turtles years ago. I hid the box and went to have a shower. My very young sister at the time crawled in to look at the turtles, but heard the crickets and found/opened them up. It was so gross and I got in loads of trouble at the time from my mother!
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
They're just trying to sing you to sleep.
CarlCarlCarl 20
How many crickets were there?
ItalianGuy23 6
owning a lizard in the past this also happened to me