Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma passed away the morning of my wedding a couple of days ago and my (soon-to-be ex) husband and so-called family all conspired to keep it a secret from me so as not to upset me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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Top comments
DahkLohd 4
So, be happy that she didn't die?
TryptamineDreame 0
LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow
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Comments (95)
Saraneth 0
"Today, my boyfriends grandma died, and he guilt tripped me in to cancelling my big birthday party, that I had spent weeks organising, so he could 'mourn', and then it turns out she didn't even die. FML."
Black_Letter 19
"Today, my grandson thought I died, and made his girlfriend cancel her party. I raised an idiot family. FML"
atomicbaboon 0
and the best part is, all those dead fish float! no problem finding them!
shayyy_12 0
@82 LOL
PrimeStarscream 30
What the hell?
tobabo101 0
does anyone else agree that it was a bit unfair him making his girlfriend cancel her party , it wasnt her grandmother it was HIS .
ifetayo 2
FHL for allowing you to tell her what to do. Since you were misinformed, it would be sad and you would be mourning, and you could've stayed at home :/
goq0123 6
You're seriously whining about your grandma being alive? You're a winner.
lemonademixer 7
At least you have a girlfriend that cares about you and your family. Plus, your grandma didn't die. You are fine.
zfchatroulette 24
You are an asshole, it wasn't her grandma so why would she have to cancel her party? "My grandma died, you're not allowed to be happy!"
nicholasj96 9
Why would you make her ? Why would she listen to you ?