Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma passed away the morning of my wedding a couple of days ago and my (soon-to-be ex) husband and so-called family all conspired to keep it a secret from me so as not to upset me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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DahkLohd 4
So, be happy that she didn't die?
TryptamineDreame 0
LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow
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Comments (95)
cwl727 33
Was somebody playing a trick on you and they told you that your grandmother died?
CoriCat 25
That's actually really selfish. I understand how painful a lived ones death can be, but making everyone else change big plans because you're upset is wrong..
numbr1girl 9
Why would you make your girlfriend cancel her birthday party that was incredibly stupid
fantasyworld 39
Making her cancel her party is selfish.
MissPix_fml 4
Right what a prick! You made her cancel her big birthday party. Just because you would have been miserable doesn't mean she needs to be as well.