Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma passed away the morning of my wedding a couple of days ago and my (soon-to-be ex) husband and so-called family all conspired to keep it a secret from me so as not to upset me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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Top comments
DahkLohd 4
So, be happy that she didn't die?
TryptamineDreame 0
LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow
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Comments (95)
john443 5
Sucks for you Romeo.
talktomandybaby 8
and Juliet can sit at home and cry(:
saleha97 4
Be happy she didn't die, this is'nt a FML..
luther48 20
due she's alive! you f-in idiot for putting this as an FML
banana_buddy 6
LMAO boners, u know there's plenty of other dead fish in the sea....
RedPillSucks 33
So.... Are you upset cause you thought you had inheritance coming to you? I bet grandma is going to remove you from the will for jumping the gun.
vomitknife 0
How did you get the information that your grandmother had died? Did some other genius in your family tell you? Did you dream it? Mental telepathy? Next time you will probably want to verify any info concerning a death in the family.
SisyphereanTask 2
YDI for being a selfish prick and making your gf cancel her party. The world doesn't revolve around you. Augh! I hate assholes like OP, drama queen, crybaby moron.
ImaginaryFoe 1
How long were you "mourning"? And why did your gf have to cancel her big party? Did you tell her "I'm sad so tell all your friends and family it's off"? You sound like a complete idiot and I can't help thinking YDI. If someone tells me a family member is dead, I don't normally question the veracity but I also wouldn't start rearranging my schedule until I had more information. I also wouldn't have anyone cancel an event others were invited to under any circumstances. You could have just begged off.
wonderful_wendy 0
wow you're such a nice grandson waiting for grandma to die!
labanana_fml 5
your fault,