Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma passed away the morning of my wedding a couple of days ago and my (soon-to-be ex) husband and so-called family all conspired to keep it a secret from me so as not to upset me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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DahkLohd 4
So, be happy that she didn't die?
TryptamineDreame 0
LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow
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Comments (95)
ColdGold 6
Going to your gf's party should have been part of celebrating your grandmother's life. Most people enjoy a big meal after funerals to celebrate the deceased's life. Live and learn.
Sindy_fml 4
aww, poor gf... fhl... Lol
zivlaks 0
lol!
ballesteros1992 0
are actually more concerned about your girlfriends party, than your grandmas health?
bassbon16 0
You could've combined them both, death day/birthday party
heyu7421 0
Youre selfish as all holy hell for making your gf cancel her party!
ohmek 0
So your gradma lives and it's a fml story because you had to go out of your way to mourn for no reason? How ******* pathetic.
varkey 7
you should be happy you ******* freak
missryanmichelle 0
1, bad word choice by saying you 'made' her cancel, unless you actually MADE her cancel, in which case you're just a major jerk. 2, how is it even possible to get that kind if information wrong? 3, unless the party was ON the day of the funeral (which obviously you wouldn't know since your grandma isn't actually dead) then there would be NO reason to cancel it. 4, you better have a big plan to make things up to your girlfriend.
bobjoefredsky 0
LUCKY! u know how sad I was when mine died? she was one of the closest ppl to me. u shud not be saying "Ooh FML FML OMG" u shud be happy so shut up silly