Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma passed away the morning of my wedding a couple of days ago and my (soon-to-be ex) husband and so-called family all conspired to keep it a secret from me so as not to upset me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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DahkLohd 4
So, be happy that she didn't die?
TryptamineDreame 0
LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow
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Comments (95)
InBetweenDreams 0
You should be grateful she's not dead, you douchebag. :/ Who cares about a stupid party.... This is the dumbest FML ever.
stayawakee 0
YDI for being selfish and making your girlfriend cancel her party.
LilaBear 2
you made your girlfriend cancel her party because your grandmother supposedly died?? I wouldn't even make my HUSBAND cancel his party if my grandmother died, unless the funeral happened to be on the same day. If the party was in our house I might move it elsewhere so I could stay home, if it was the same day I found OUT she died... but otherwise no. When my grandmother died my husband couldn't get time off work to travel for the funeral so I went alone (albeit with my parents & siblings) to the funeral. Don't expect your partner's life to stop because your grandparent died.
ballar429 0
Uhh here's a crazy idea... be happy she's not dead... jackass...
xgetxbentx 13
that's pretty mean to make your girlfriend cancel her birthday party.... I mean, I get that you were upset but damn are you that needy?
virtue_tm 0
Your comment : what a horrible person you must be. you made your girlfriend cancel a party because something (that didnt even happen) happened to you? jerk. i hope she dumps you. karma, bitch.
RKD 23
Somehow, the term "douchebag" just isn't enough!
Skatejock21 0
So... what's the big deal. It was your girlfriends choice to cancel it, you just helped by making her feel bad about something that didn't ever happen. Despite the fact that you may not have originally known the truth. She didn't have to cancel it for you for any reason.
DaughterBailz 0
wats canceling ur girlfriends bday party gotta do with any of that?
shinco_fml 0
you would cancel a celebration for her to mourn instead? or even watch you mourn? that's kinda pathetic.