Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML
Today, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom and her husband, who are still married even though he's responsible for the house fire that killed my two younger brothers in 2013. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
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Top comments
mk58 31
Your parents didn't want you to move out so they hired an arsonist, basically, me.
saIty 17
Sorry, I tried to tell Bob not to play with lighters.
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Comments (109)
Naitras 15
Wow sorry mate. That truly sucks. Gdi I hope that doesn't happen to me when I move out in a week
not_cool808 14
call chuck norris:D
shanatilly89 11
He's not gonna save ya
not_cool808 14
exactly
iTz_Yuo 0
Yes he is.
JeepTraxx 2
You shouldn't call yourself a reject.
Buttsexpirate 9
Well as long as you didn't burn any bridges with your parents, hopefully they'll let you back in.
octoberrain 6
That really sucks... I would hunt that person down and make them pay to replace all your stuff, as well as the stuff of the other people who live there :(
Jimboom 12
I hear they just threw out some nice carboard boxes near where you are. You could always go live on the streets. That would show them. ;-)
perdix 31
"Apparent complex?" (I'm sure this will be fixed soon.) Which complex got burned down, your Oedipus or Electra? If you are talking about an apartment complex, you may be onto something with the "reject" accusation. Whose hospitality had you just rejected the day before?
funky303 6
You Sir are my hero!
RedPillSucks 33
Actually he has complex parents who couldn't deal with him moving out, so they burned down his apartment complex.
ikickgingers 15
Times have changed and times are strange Here I come, but I ain't the same.....Mama, I'm coming home...
fthislyfe 22
You?
shazza26 1
BURN...