Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
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Top comments
zoegirl_455 30
These are the kind of reactions you can expect when you make comments about weight...sorry :/
rhcpgurl 18
At least he was trying to make a compliment. Keyword: Trying.
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Comments (140)
VoodooPriestess 16
As a girl I don't think that sounds offensive especially if you were complaining you were fat.
anonimeeeee_fml 18
Am I the only one that read the FML as: After my boyfried said I wasn't exactly think he said I would look good pregnant ?
anonimeeeee_fml 18
*thin
str1kepa1n 16
I don't think that came out right, maybe he was tryin real hard to make you feel good and just stuffed up?
ViktoriaaKills 13
I feel like this was a pun.
tehmehme 5
You kind of deserved it for fishing for a compliment. And he was doing the best he could, so you shouldn't be offended I he says something about your weight when you're the one who brought it up.
zaen 11
I think this might be taken from the wrong perspective. he may not be infering that you look pregnant but that you at least have the body for it. because girls that are too thin ... don't look the best preggy.
Scoyk 4
That's what you get for fishing for compliments.
Lili_love 14
was he supposed to tell you how skinny you are? why do girls always pilfer for compliments from men like that. be happy that you have an honest boyfriend who clearly loves you
Iwillnotpress1 9
I think when girls are fishing for compliments that way. they deserve what they get
noobienick 19
YDI for trying to make people feel bad or sympathetic for you