Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
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Top comments
zoegirl_455 30
These are the kind of reactions you can expect when you make comments about weight...sorry :/
rhcpgurl 18
At least he was trying to make a compliment. Keyword: Trying.
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Comments (140)
hazardmuffin 21
YDI for fishing for compliments, which I must say, you GOT. He's saying he finds you attractive the way you are.
imchacon22 19
At least he wants kids with you or has considered it so he doesn't really care if you're not a twig but if you aren't happy with your body make time to work out so you can feel better about yourself
LurkingMonkey 4
As a large woman, I don't find this the least bit offensive. I think you need to start liking yourself. You seem to be looking for the negative in his comments about your body instead of focusing on the fact that he likes you the way you are.
zen1979 16
So he accepts that you're not thin, and he also thinks you look good. What's the problem?
captanbruce 4
it's not that bad at least you won't look bloated
buttcramp 21
what did he say the first few times?
MattAttack12 10
That's what happens when you fish for compliments
Ryan8878 21
You made several comments complaining about your appearance. To me, you are fishing for compliments. YDI.
krista17 11
Like most guys would, he was trying to make you feel better the best way he knows how. Yes, ideally he would have said "no honey you're so thin" but either (a) that would be a lie and he didn't want to lie, or (b) it just didn't come to him at the time.
countrygirl109 11
Should've expected a comment like that if you're talkin' about weight.