Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother asked him when we were going to have kids. I already have a daughter from a previous marriage, and that pregnancy was traumatic, nearly ending in my death. Not to mention that due to depression and anxiety, I have put on an unhealthy amount of weight, making pregnancy higher risk. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Top comments
disgruntled_stdt 0
did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.
Starcatch77 20
So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??
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Comments (36)
Amkii 0
#1 - Nice!! I like the way you think!
Daevas 18
Where is #1's anyway?
disgruntled_stdt 0
did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.
girrl 0
yeah that was definitely a joke. and i think you knew that before you posted it on here.
Raven_fml 0
Who the hell says spawn?
jake12221212121 4
Don't be a hater.
tiptoppc 21
I use the term “crotch goblins” myself
AliSama 17
I would not take anything like that seriously. Why would he date you or want to have kids with you if you are ugly to him?
cp399 14
Maybe he's more into personality
alwaysalady 0
Before I married my husband, I did a baby - maker online. The kids were cute, I married him. We had kids, and they are cute. Try the baby maker, then decide.
pastafarian97 0
Starcatch77 20
So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??
AjaniTsunami 0
You fat *****. Go buy a Wii Fit and lose some damn weight!
kayykatastrophii 0
#4 Some couples talk about marriage, in which case, children isn't a scary subject. Furthermore, you deserve better. That's horrible. Unless he was kidding. I would honestly confront him on it. Tell him what he said seriously hurt you. He MAY have been kidding. At least, I HOPE he was.
luckldy31 0
Unless he knows you are self-conscious about your looks, I wouldn't worry about it. He may just be blessed with the smart-ass gene.
arienh4 0
Seriously, it's just a joke. How are jokes FML worthy?