Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully
TC1_fml 0
Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P
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Comments (169)
fuckingshitt343 0
it's not possible. i have my tongue pierced. and i've kissed guys with tongue piercings. i've actually TRIED to get htem stuck to see if it was possible and it's NOT. lieesss!
MoeRoxxs 0
I would really like to know how this happened....I have had my tongue pierced for about 12 years, and have had three piercings in my tongue for about 3 years and this has NEVER happened to me
Thecloak 0
Ydi for getting your tongue pierced :)
SickToDeath 0
its ur choice wether they want a piercing or not so fyl not ydi 4 u :) aww poor u! did he break up after :( xXx
BeatNik169 3
YDI for stabbing a needle through your tongue anmd sticking a piece of metal through it.
z3r0nline 0
YDI for making out with a fag
hshelton 0
For anyone who thinks this is imossible, I have news for you, its not. Not everyone has a standard barbell in with just two balls on it. Mine has an anchor on the top and it is very oddly shaped. Now while this has never happened to me, since I've been wearing this one I have gotten it stuck in forks numerous times. It would be very easy for two tongue rings to get stuck together if one of the was oddly shaped. http://www.bodycandy.com/cgi-bin/item/24348
Ari070609 0
wow that's uhh...ewww FYL?? FHL...yuck
gulilin12 3
u know what they say about girls with tongue rings, they'll prolly suck ur dick. u know what they say about guys wit tongue rings, they'll prolly suck ur dick too
janes1231234 0
ewwwww ewwwwww I'll never get that picture outa my head