Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully
TC1_fml 0
Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P
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Comments (169)
bonskaffa 0
Not only that, but by the time you're old you'll have an inch-wide hole in your tongue. All so now you can be a little better at sucking dick. Have fun!
fuckingshitt343 0
how is it going to be an inch wide hole? unless the person gauges it.. and also, not everybody gets a tongue piercing to be good at sucking dick. so why don't you stop being an asshole. people like piercings. i hate people like you.
good_life35 0
YDI for being a piercing wannabe.
rum_fml 0
thats what you get for being a dumbshit and piercing your tongue
whitebunny_fml 0
I think it's just a joke,,,can't be real......but still funny,,especially the vomit LOL
forgetme_not 0
you're one classy lady aren't you?
JohnnyszGurl 0
That's disturbing.
lenasaur 0
****** hot.
shutuplikenoway 0
Doesn't anybody notice that right on top of the comment box it says 'Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful'? Just thought I would point that out. And like most people have said, if one person has a door knocker and another just has a standard ball it is possible to get them stuck. Also 5 minutes could have been exaggerated. No need to be rude. Having a tongue piercing is a personal choice. For those of you who hate it, don't get one. Simple as that.
steffibug 0
Has no one else noticed this is a fake? I have had my tongue piercing for what like 5 years now? Dated a guy for 2 years who also had one, never got stuck, we actually tried to get it stuck for a laugh once, but it cannot get stuck...idiot...think of the shape guys... oh and before you say 'oooh your a retard for trying to get them stuck' We were like 14 and bored one day...
fuckingshitt343 0
haha i just posted a comment that like said this same thing almost before i even read yours. but it's true. it's not possible for tongue rings to get stuckk. genital piercings on the other hand is a different story. hahaa.
memeweaver 0
I guess I find it difficult to understand the whole piercing thing. Kid next door looks like a friggin pincushion. She has a nose ring you could hang a side of beef from. I know farmers used to do that to pigs so they wouldn't root under fences. Come to think about it, he hasn't been rooting under my fence, so...hmmmm. Maybe there is something to that.