Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
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Top comments
killak41 9
Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...
Lanceeden 12
I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-
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Comments (229)
lizliz23 0
90, u r so right, tell em girl
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
#BUTTSEX
Tmoney20 3
Ahhahahahahahhahahahha!!!!! Good try but stop being an ass kisser and let your hard work and dedication get you a bonus not your metro bullshit! Lol
yellowzinnias 20
That's what you get for spending work hours on a craft project and sucking up.
YourDone6 8
**** off, Steve
ImDB8 0
Steve, nobody likes a kiss ass
mfbeezy11 0
Nobody likes a kiss ass
perdix 31
It depends on how the ass is kissed. If Steve has brought his boss three strippers to do private office lap dances followed by happy endings, the boss could have been very impressed with that kind of ass-kissing. BTW, if you are inclined to get me a "seasons greetings" gift, I just left you a huge hint. Please give me 24 hours notice of the "surprise" -- I'm going to need to brick in my cubicle ;)
TheDog6 24
This is why you do good deeds just for the sake of doing them; not for affirmations/ rewards from others.
twister8008 2
A homeade card for your boss? Really? Here's your sign!
carleilam 3
You made a card for your boss? I don't know....seems kind of weird. But wouldn't you have figured out by now that your boss is a jerk? Weird or not it was a nice gesture and your boss is an ass.