Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
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Top comments
killak41 9
Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...
Lanceeden 12
I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-
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Comments (229)
TwitchingNebula 17
OP would probably be more subtle if he just asked his boss out. Either way, OP deserves it for being a kiss-ass.
nikkirenn 6
You made a card and expected a Christmas bonus? You gotta step up your game.
lilblondiexo 6
You deserve it for thinking a card is going to get you a bonus.
j_cat187 20
Do what they did on Christmas vacation
born_hustla 26
Something that my former boss would do. P.S.: His name is Steve. Lol
Takainthemachine 0
Where do you work where the boss speaks that way to emplyees??! A construction site?? Fyl
MonkeySpeaks 4
If you wanted a bonus you should have spent your time putting hours into extra work, not Christmas cards.
Burn1 0
Did you use macaroni? Should've used macaroni.
Plasmaxyz 5
Probably because it didn't say merry Christmas, it had that seasons greetings crap.
AffenKid 9
That's what you get for being a brown nose. I'm sure none of your collegues gave a shit so that's why you are bitching about it here...no sympathy from me boyo. BTW your boss is A BOSS. **** yeah!