Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
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Top comments
killak41 9
Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...
Lanceeden 12
I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-
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Comments (229)
rezzrhyme 0
next time take him out for a drink like a adult , not make a card like a child
juturnaamo 29
So are you a kiss ass, or do you have a crush on your boss?
criminalmindsfan 0
Dude, that's a bummer... Merry Christmas!!!!!
strech1012 0
U didn't even get a membership to the jolly of the month club
amyx231 6
ouch. well, you shouldnt have put in such an effort for such a d#$%head boss
wriptidez 0
he has mental probs- im so sorry
Cenobyte 10
Stop trying to kiss his arse, it's embarrassing.
criminalmindsfan 0
You guys are very unoriginal. I think about 85% of people have already said this...
alexup24 13
That's what hallmark is for. It's also for holiday appropriate singing plush animals like snoopy.
bingababe 16
YDI for being a total ******* suck. I wouldn't give you a raise either. Get back to work and earn it the proper way.
MonkeySpeaks 4
Today, I discovered an employee spent his time making me a silly elaborate Christmas card instead of working hard. Fml
xparkourx 0
Sounds like something my boss would say to me