Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
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TheUglyBassist 0
and how exactly was he killed?
tashbash 0
haha that actually sounds really cute
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Comments (165)
Namenlos_fml 20
Men are like children... or like cats... when it comes to boobs. They're fun to play with. Hell, if men had boobs, they'd never get anything done!
garrettgoshorn 0
some men do have boobs though o.O
zerobahamut03 2
that they do! not as sexy though.... or are they??!!!?!!! dun dun dun
youngrob 0
well said 13
JohnnyW13 0
right there with you number 13
Twigz 4
I know for a fact women play with their own boobs in ridiculous ways!
lil_ham1644 29
Not all
autumn16 0
that's pretty cute.. my ex did that so it's totally normal
Lee002 8
Nathanial hahaha
MudPuddleMica 0
Yeah... I'm still not over the weirdness of that. It wouldn't be an fml, except why the **** did he choose masculine names? Nathanial. Really.
the101dan 0
I think that's the whole point of the fml.. She might have masculine boobs O_o
olgizzy 0
hmmmmmmmm. Your boobs new names are mr chuckles and Gordon Freeman. what now?
anybodyudontnoe 0
lol sooo funny and wow maxie and nathanial hmmmm weirde names but thats not weird its kinda fun =for u if u have big booobs
Brittface 6
Haha your bf rocks! Stop whining..
Redsox68 0
you know..they are your boobs right? you could've just taken them away if you didn't like it. I mean what were you doing while he was doing that?
grumpybastid 1
YDI for calling this a FML. I'm going to do this to my girl tonight. Woo!
Redsox68 0
plus you should have started playing with his penis and named that. you coulda put a play on. ;)
sourgirl101 29
Don't alot of men already have names for their penises? Hulk, Vader, Pinky and the Brain etc...
boredomowns 0
yeah I always found it weird how a guy can go from crazy sex to 6 year old in a matter of seconds... I think their cum holds all their maturity
iheartchocolate1 0
I moderated this (: thought that it really must not have felt great... FYL.