Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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Top comments
Archay 13
What a bitch
zombiekitten87 12
Well, she can keep all her stuff in her purse and text you whining until her battery dies while she's living on the street.
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Comments (171)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
She's an asscricket.
a_lenzmeier 11
Make her pay you in sexual favors? Idk op it sounds like you have a real winner on your hands.
kittycat2007 18
take the purse and phone n sell it on ebay for as much as you can. or find the reciept n take it back! As everyone else has said, either she pays up or dump her. Lying and stealing are not okay.
Inciter 33
You should take her purse and phone. What an irresponsible bitch. I hope she's your ex now.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
What an irresponsible arsehole!
BorednSleepy 2
That happened to me a while back. I loaned a chick two grand and now she's dating someone else.
unknown_user5566 27
Two grand? Holy crap. That's a lot of money to loan out to someone you're not married to, without a notarized agreement.
LadyGore 12
Kick that free loading bitch out.
TheSasmaster 9
Time for a new girlfriend... But get the phone and purse back first, of course :)
TheRealRCP 0
Sue the bitch!
mosquito19 14
you loan your girlfriend money? none of it make any sense
perdix 31
I know!!! He should be losing interest.
wolfhausen 7
45- A clever comment. What is with the thumbs down?