Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML
Remember the promise you made
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML
Cheeky
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Thieves like us
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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Archay 13
What a bitch
zombiekitten87 12
Well, she can keep all her stuff in her purse and text you whining until her battery dies while she's living on the street.
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unknown_user5566 27
This is why I don't loan large amounts of money to people. More often than not, it blows up in your face.
Angelrose2004 17
Your comment reminds of what my father has always told me growing up... "Never loan out any money you expect to get back." I have learned this the hard way unfortunately.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Huge amounts, no, but $20 bucks, sure thing! Why? If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it. ;p No one needs leeches syphoning cash from them all the time with one sob story after another. I'm all for helping out friends and family but there is a limit to the bullshit too. :p
KiddNYC1O 22
True that. Start charging interest in this mofuck.
deathtothepix 26
Refuse to be her boyfriend anymore.
thebirdman5091 1
Some girlfriend you got there buddy.
gracehi 33
DUMP HER!!! She doesn't give a shit about you. She's just using you. I know this because I spent way too long in a relationship like that myself. If you're still not sure if you should leave her, refuse to give her anymore money or buy her anything. See what happens.
AH1Zviper 15
Imagine tomorrow we see a FML about this girl complaining about how her boyfriend wont give her money
Saikon1357 25
And we all make vote it as a YDI.
CuriousAlien 7
New purse AND new phone. Damn well if you ever eat out with her, don't bring any money, so she would have to pay; and if she still refuses, do plan B and be like that mother that ditched her child in the restaurant. I know I'm going to probably get a lot of hate for this.
gc327072 31
Actually, that's a damn good idea.
CuriousAlien 7
This is the first time I've ever spoken to a license plate!
xalba 9
She's only going to get worse as time goes by...
skip_m 6
She's a bitch for what she did, but you're the stupid one for still being with her.
2dog 15
She's a jerk...
gc327072 31
I believe the words of miss minaj work best here: she a stupid hoe.
you_failed 15
Well don't buy her a birthday present because you indirectly bought the items for her!
vcapelo 19
I would break up with her!