Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML
Remember the promise you made
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML
Cheeky
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Thieves like us
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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Archay 13
What a bitch
zombiekitten87 12
Well, she can keep all her stuff in her purse and text you whining until her battery dies while she's living on the street.
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
I concur dump her. But for future notice if you decide to pay a bill for someone, pay the company not them. I hate to tell you this but odds are you aren't her only guy but one of many who buys/pays for her.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Sue her (legal route) Or go into her house/apartment and take what you want and sell it for reimbursement. (pimp/illegal/gray area route) Never loan large sums of money or money you can't afford to lose.
athlete1990 4
Paying for pussy.
ripjohnlennon 5
You gave her the money. You should have known she was going to do something stupid like this.
bellatrix0805 2
The girl who cried broke I think is the appropriate name for her
aaeeeooowwww 6
How can she pay you back if she didn't have money to pay her bills in the first place?
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
The real issue is: were the purse and phone adorable....
supportcommand 17
She owes you some anal.
ryggsekk 8
take back the money in a subtle way; massive amout of sex
goodgood_fml 5
If you stay with her, YDI. Plenty of independent women who just need love, companionship, and dick from a man. Loyalty is good too. Good luck with your golddigger!!