Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML
Remember the promise you made
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML
Cheeky
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Thieves like us
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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Archay 13
What a bitch
zombiekitten87 12
Well, she can keep all her stuff in her purse and text you whining until her battery dies while she's living on the street.
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Comments (171)
chosha_fml 27
Cut your losses, OP. Someone like that will drain your wallet forever.
PinkPitbull04 3
Sounds like ur dating a stripper?!? Lmfao
sarahblayke 10
Dump her ass
sandra1017 0
**** that hoe dump her
Celeste7_fml 18
As long as you have good evidence that it wasn't a gift to help her you have a good case. Take her to People's Court!
disengaged 6
... Someone I know had a friend buy her a brand new, 16 thousand dollar car, then promptly skipped town on the poor man, changed her number and sold the car for cold hard cash. And she brags about this regularly. So I told the town about how she's cheating on the father of her unborn baby (while he's in jail for drink driving and accidentally killing a woman) with a 16 year old boy who has a girlfriend.
bethanyba 0
Haha gold digger much?
lambda_fml 40
Make her pay you back in kind, if you know what I mean ;-).
TotalWin 0
Sue her, dump her, and then when she's living on the street make sue to point and laugh every time you see her.
doodlecloud 27
I hope you dumped her, or at least made it clear that this is unacceptable and you won't stay unless she makes some effort to change. I'd probably just go with insta-dump though - if she can't see what's wrong then she's probably to dumb to save...