Claire
Parkville, United States
Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
sonofaneuroticwench
Rice Lake, United States
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Anonymous
Love is blind
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
fuck off, dad
Colombia
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
nyx
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Norwegian
Norway
Great, just great
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
bestgirlfriend
Stockton-on-tees, United Kingdom
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
At least he thinks you'll be great at something?
Jonaahhhh 12
Tell him he will make a great estranged father.
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Comments (45)
perdix 31
Yeah, I agree with the others, you should prove him wrong! Go out there and become an awful ex-wife. That'll show him!
metalhead4740 14
My momma told me once that one day I'd be good at something...who knew itd be marriage bombing (in my woody harrelson voice)
rise182punkz 8
So offensive. What a rude thing to say to his daughter
SighGuy89 5
Gee, thanks for the issues, Daddy!
ThatPlankton 15
Does your dad know from experience?
patkers 1
Tell him he is about to be a great ex dad
Grauncho 27
Well, you would.
spikekutter 9
thats when you say i hope you get dumped too!
Incognito23 15
Yeah my dads told me that before too during a dinner with their new friends present at dinner. I know how you feel.
Seany_93 18
*Apply cold water to burn*