Claire
Parkville, United States
Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
sonofaneuroticwench
Rice Lake, United States
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Anonymous
Love is blind
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
fuck off, dad
Colombia
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
nyx
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Norwegian
Norway
Great, just great
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
bestgirlfriend
Stockton-on-tees, United Kingdom
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
At least he thinks you'll be great at something?
Jonaahhhh 12
Tell him he will make a great estranged father.
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carry_on 19
You should put that in your wedding vows...
jujubunni5 9
About 49% of people in America get divorced, if you live here he may be right! And on the bright side he could have said you'll make for a creepy phycso ex wife that ends up stalking your ex husband. Hahah (:
alan831 9
That's actually not true, according to Dr. Phil the divorce rate in America is around 36%, not that that really gives us much more hope for humanity.
perdix 31
#60. I think you are actually both right, but you are talking about two different numbers. About half of all marriages end in divorce, but people who get married and divorced multiple times skew the statistics. Dr. Phil's number demonstrate that the majority of people who get married stay married for life. When you've got Britney Spears and the Kardashians running around, you can see how the two statistics can co-exist.
wagne057 6
Wake him up with a freshly cooked breakfast and coffee. Just don't take it further to prove how good a wife you'll ake.
ElatedEarthling 15
So your idea of a good wife is basically a live in maid who waits on the man? I'm confused, because they say society is progressing yet people like you still run rampant.
Futacy 30
If you don't want to become an ex wife, then don't marry a stubborn bastard who you can't stand... in other words, don't marry someone like your dad. FYL
U_GotitDude 18
Maybe you will? FYL OP
superrocket19 17
What a sick father. Sounds like mine :(
DocBastard 40
I can't understand how a father can say this to his daughter, no matter how much of a shit she's acting like. My children are the most important people in my world (next to Mrs. Bastard), and my job is to love and support them so they grow up to be good people. I know kids act like idiots sometimes (I know I sure did), but no one deserves this.
blackicethedemon 2
wish I could say you were right I have to blackmail my mom for her tax forms so I can have financial aid instead of having poor grandpa pay with whom she dumped at 15 once the mental hospitals stopped taking me cause they clued in on the fact she just wanted to get rid of me
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
holy ******* shit 22, I have no right to complain about my parents anymore. thank you.
TheDrifter 24
I thought my parental duty was to ensure their good behavior by any means necessary. Maybe I owe an apology for a decade of scaring them into compliance. Now to decide how to give it without them realizing I'm a big softie and it's all been a sham.
gc327072 31
11- are you related to Lisbeth Salander by by any chance?
Abantiquo 7
How old are the offspring, Doc? Now that middle child is well into his teens I have to expend quite some energy trying not to return the soul-crushing zingers he's so keen to deal out. The warm fuzzies you describe feel like they're buried in some desert site awaiting an archeologist's attention in my world!
doctorhook86 25
If the OP really is as selfish and vindictive as her dad seems to imply, then maybe she ought to be called out on her behaviour. Teaching prosocial values is always a good idea. ...Of course, I don't have kids, so take my opinion with salt.
EvilUndead 9
He could say it as a warning. Being nice to kids is sometimes a good thing, but if you're too nice to them, you'll spoil them, probably ruining their lives in the process.
HiNowDie 17
Would your kids be little Bastards? :o
spankykilla 16
He's probably just mad because you won the argument.
doritowhore 9
Well, hopefully someday you'll prove him wrong, OP.
fairyfucks 4
welllllll...lets try if your dad is true or not...:P