Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
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Top comments
alexisthename 0
I hope they were lime green when you bought them.
jake_fml 0
that's all it takes to be a ****!? damn!
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Comments (177)
jjhtown 0
thats not even bad
Ireplywith_memes 0
No offense, but your picture made me lose my appetite, snickerdoodles.
anaelantigua 0
Oh, well, of COURSE theres no offense there. Loser. :P You sicken ME with your comments.
bfffness 0
haha dumb ****... they probably thought ur retarded... hmm you probably are.
anaelantigua 0
But yahhh, that'd be kinda funny, eh?
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Are you sure they weren't green apple bottoms? 1 to popularity if they were.
Ajjas013 6
It also takes skill to get run over by a parked car.
DarDarAttack 0
Thats why you wear the fancy patterned underwear! You know, the ones with Snow White and that shit on them? Why did you think they made those? For this exact reason! Thank you for promoting the purpose!
danielw 0
that's sexy
Reset_Smith 0
And no one cared enough to tell you? FYL.
anonymous112295 0
why does EVERYONE like bashh on snickerdoodles comments, like all the time? lol