Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
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Top comments
alexisthename 0
I hope they were lime green when you bought them.
jake_fml 0
that's all it takes to be a ****!? damn!
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Comments (177)
Haislipa 0
that's dumb of ya lol
anaelantigua 0
Ahhhh at least you didn't get your skirt all phoomed when you fell over because of high heels.......sadly yes, I tripped in high heels and now I am known as the cute klutz who all the guys are watching, to make sure there around when it happens again, and all their girlfriends hate you.....I have thus forth resigned myself to pants.....although jeans are quite cute and comfy, eh? (:
shadaboo2014 0
I kno rite I want lime green undies! lol
kloof 0
People see other's underwear all the time. I know I get a clear view of them when someone bends over. Not a big deal.
sobe23 0
AGREED!!! In fact I would rather see someones underwear in comparison to their butt crack, but thats just me personally.
HanaxD 0
And? I see others underwear almost every day.
ScaryyMary 14
You should have worn pants.
anaelantigua 0
wow, ok I know I always comment on YOUR comments, but you seriously think about it before hand don't you? So, I agree, and also, don't you ever glance down while your walking? And if not....unnatural, and wouldn't lime green attract your attention, so you'd notice it?? AND obviously the OP 's friends didn't tell her whyyy? (:
jessxoxo28 5
lime green? cool
Kimi_kobayashi 0
You should probably get some new friends if your current friends let you walk around all day with LIME GREEN underwear showing.
equinoxe_fml 2
Oh my God, they saw your underwear and it was *GREEN*? You have no shame. Yeah I don't see the FML part here...
Ajjas013 6
She almost surpassed your average stripper and didn't get payed for it.
perdix 31
No skid marks, no problem.
rockintothebeat 0
perdix, it's not fair. you're too smart for fml. now go back to doing brain surgery.
KiwiBlam 4
Yeah, but question is whether or not they were lime green when she bought them