Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
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alexisthename 0
I hope they were lime green when you bought them.
jake_fml 0
that's all it takes to be a ****!? damn!
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Comments (177)
kamkak 0
im afraid i dont understand,,,were u wearing pants? if u were i dont see the problem...
angry_girl 0
today I was sad when no one noticed my lime green underwear tomarrow I'll try hot pink or bright yellow ....
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
He he, nice one.
KurouTenshi 0
what the **** how do you go an entire day at school not noticing something like that??
tb15 0
I feel like it would be more of an FML if it was a guy with Lime green underwear
Ajjas013 6
Today, my mom bought me lime green undies. FML
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
no way I own lime green underwear. and yellow and pink. American apparel y'all
saranottelling 7
You spent the entire school day without going into the bathroom to pee, fix your hair, or do your make up? You are a really unusual girl. It really sucks you didn't, you could have easily spotted that in the mirror. I do applaud you though, for not being one of those people that take over the entire sink in public bathrooms doing their make up.
fuzz97 23
that's hot.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
effing sexy hair shadow haha ;p
missjennababe 0
you never went to the bathroom at all today?surely you would have noticed.
Ajjas013 6
snickerdoodles already said that. Stop copying.
zippit09 0
Yeah everyone definitely reads every single comment before they post.
yeew 0
your a retard
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Hey snickerdoodles, did you change your pic?
cam007_fml 0
I don't blame you for not noticing. School bathrooms are gross. But check next time.