Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked six houses down and went to the party for 20 minutes. After coming out after three beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
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plethora 3
You drank 3 beers in 20 minutes and then decided to get behind the wheel? YDI, even for 30 feet.
Chocoholic17 0
Should've left your car there and walked home.
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YoungTechnique 0
You should've walked. YDI for being lazy.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
You don't drive after drinking, no matter how far it is. You could have to go 5 inches, and you don't drive! Drunk drivers are disgusting. Asshole. Hope they at least revoke your liscence. If it was only 30 feet, you could've walked, you lazy drunk ass.
lazorzpewpew 0
He was reparking his car! Drunk? 3 beers? really? Seeing as it was a party, chances are it was some light crap like Bud Light - it wasn't even any of the 9-10% ones! 3 x bud light won't get most people drunk who have ever been to college. Let's be realistic here - driving "5 inches" as per your example could not kill anyone or cause an accident. Worst thing that could happen at that distance would be bumping someone (if you are parallel parked in an urban environment) and you'd have to be completely trashed to do that. Most people with a pulse and appropriate number of chromosomes are capable of driving 30 feet drunk, let alone just tipsy. TL;DR: You are wrong. Good try.
sulitak 27
but 3 beers in 20 minutes CAN get you tipsy.
Nightfallz 0
YDI. it's 6 houses down you could have gotten it in the morning
1234five 0
why the **** did u drive anyways
musiclife_fml 0
in some towns, the penalty for leaving the car on the street overnight is pretty severe, but still, couldn't you have just pulled into HIS driveway?
sulitak 27
my towns is one of those towns. however, you can call the police and say you can't move your car and they'll take down the information and ask you to move it ASAP
Daaniellee1234 8
# 19 - **** You. Thats how innocent people die, because of druck drivers like you. OP - You still got behind the wheel with alcohol in your system, even if you were driving only 30 feet. So. YDI.
patbushnell 0
#43 right on the money
starvingxartist 0
you drank 3 beers in 20 minutes?
alwex 0
nobody in california has a has a driveway that's a mile long, ESPECIALLY if it's possible for the driveway to be blocked... come on
Cromwellsandwich 0
I don't think many people understand this FML.. They see it as "I drove my car over to my neighbors, then got a DUI driving back". What he's really saying is when he got home, his driveway was blocked and had to park out on the street, then walked to the party. He got the DUI moving his car back into his driveway after it was clear.
anonymous2323 0
the op could have waited until he was sober to drive it back to his house.
lazorzpewpew 0
3 beers is enough to get you tipsy, I feel sorry for all you people saying YDI because you can't hold your drink if you get drunk to the point of not being able to move a car 6 houses up the street. F OP's Life. :(