Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
You may have gotten laid but the price was paid
lily05_fml 16
You should have done it in the shower
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Comments (90)
vikky538 29
Everything has a price of its own.
tosdyke 16
She could have given you something much worse...
mommytoE 6
She's just preparing you for parenthood. Happens to the best of us.
CaptainFluffyPaw 19
RID step 1 lice killing shampoo works great for getting rid of lice.
MmmPinkTacos 11
It could have been worse and been herpes, the other gift that keeps on giving
TheBossBryson 11
You still like her?
daddysgirl8 21
I think if you put mayo on your hair and a shower cap over it, it suffocates the lice.
rockwrench 18
How about adding bacon, lettuce, tomatoe. You could have a headwich.
AyeJay101 25
Well... Just be happy the bugs are up there and not down there.
looms123 9
Just count yourself lucky it wasn't public lice
lexwilder 16
my first thought too
RedPillSucks 33
pubic, not public
Ultradmac 9
worth it?