Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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WCARlover 35
You may have gotten laid but the price was paid
lily05_fml 16
You should have done it in the shower
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Comments (90)
lavieestbelle_fml 11
If your crush is real you'll look beyond that... provided that this is not a general hygiene issue and she takes the necessary steps to get rid of the lice
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Lice actually prefer clean hair so it wouldn't really be a hygiene issue anyways.
denden_mushi 11
Looks like she gave you love lice. In all seriousness, why did she not tell you before things went down? That seems highly irresponsible of her. She clearly wasn't thinking with her head. :(
Jowisee 29
Maybe she was embarrassed.
SubparAtBest 23
#14 Based on your picture if you get downvoted and act salty about it will you die?
I_Bite 22
she may not have known, if someone has dandruff or itchy scalp they may not know it's lice
Setareh23 34
I'm guessing she had no idea she had lice.
Tournesol143 28
Wow, this puts a whole new spin on head case.
RedPillSucks 33
so... which head are the lice on?
MonstreBelle 29
I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she didn't know she had it. My little sister got it from a classmate last year and it was a bitch to get rid of. None of the lice shampoos worked and I thought I was going to have to shave her head. A co-worker of mine suggested using a hair product called cholesterol. You can find it at the drugstore. All you need to do is cover your hair in a thick coat of it, cover your head with a shower cap or saran wrap, and leave it in for at least 8 hours. It suffocates the lice. Just make sure you use a lice comb to get all of the nits out, otherwise the lice will come back. And wash all of your clothes and bedding in really hot water to kill any that might be on them.
Cassandra2015 21
oh that's just wrong !
Silk_Routes 14
yaks..anti lice shampoo gift
worldclassrager 41
Sharing is caring bet you are itching to maybe get rid of them...
allforfun 23
Doesn't matter, had sex
bapbap_fml 15
Exactly what I was going to say.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Better than pubic lice