Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Top comments
amrik 11
you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!
Iknoweverything 29
This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.
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Comments (279)
britishtome 0
that would piss me off so bad. he deserves to die. go shoot that man *****
autezz24680 2
you do mean 'exboyfriend' and 'old best friend' now.... Right??
xxchrisxx18 0
what if they're legitimately there an now you just look like a dick
nimihyel 4
can I just ask; how can OP possibly deserve it?
IMveryHUNGRY 3
um not giving good enough brain..duuh
IsH3092 0
win
nina21194 12
no girl deserves that. ever.
a_nutritionist 10
if she treats him like shit, demeans him, talks down to him, rejects him, ridicules him in public, treats him like hes nothing, hits him. then id say she deserves it. unless you mean given the information we HAVE then id have to agree, but there are many many reasons why a person would definitely deserve this. hence why 164 doesnt know what shes talking about. no girl deserves this ever? really? le sigh.
AbelAbel 1
Well instead of cheating maybe you know breaking up with her in the first place would be an appropriate course of action instead of seeking physical comfort not emotional comfort.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Join them! Alotta pornos start out something like this..
slinkydee 2
Oh poor thing. You think pornos are like real life. Arent you in for a life of disappointment?
Imagine_Child 0
your best friend is a bitch. and your boyfriend is a dick. you can find better people to have in your life, you dont need them
skatrgirl96 4
r u still with him???
gatorsgirl 0
you have a skanky ass (ex)best friend.
lmaoatall 6
you should have looked at her and said, oh thank god you were only looking for your lenses and not giving him a bj. cuz I just came back from the clinic and girl.. you don't want to know... and then you walk off.
Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0
Lol....
shaniecerb 0
i will b sure to say that if this ever happens to me
atacker49 0
agreedd
PurpleRae420 0
Some best friend and bf you have! What losers you deserve better!!!