Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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gosh_mate 30
You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.
dolphinlvr7 24
What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(
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Comments (169)
Skycop_S 23
You are an asshole.
elek2008 9
I hope he sues you.
katina1236 20
Sorry OP but YDI, I feel bad for your ex, and truly hope his dog is okay. I think you should have stopped. All you'd have to do was stop and maybe lock the doors. But I won't call you a terrible person mainly because it was an accident. Hopefully the dog is okay, if it died then my condolences to your ex. But we don't know the whole story. We only know what you've mentioned in the limited characters applied. Please follow up and if the dog did survive, take responsibility for your actions and pay for the vet bills.
moocowmilk0 19
I feel so bad for him
sighlifeman 12
why are you posting this fml? he should
leonofkings 13
"Today, the girl I loved for two years broke my heart and double tapped my dog as she was leaving in her car. I need find better women in my life. FML." That's what we should be reading instead. YDI
trumpetsk 13
I'm on your side OP all these commenters are acting like they've never done something stupid when they were hurt. I feel awful for your ex yeah but given the limited characters it's entirely possible you were looking but if the dog is a toy poodle you aren't gonna see that thing which apparently people forget blind spots exist and looking behind you doesn't always work if it's to little or close. Fyl
expertsmilee 26
You do not operate a motor vehicle when under emotional distress for reasons EXACTLY like this.
sparkledoge 29
Yeah #92, i mean it's not like neighborhoods that have houses with driveways can have dogs walking around or Children playing outside. And someone yelling stop in a panick as you're backing up with your car isn't a reason to stop right ? Who never got drunk and drove because they were hurt ??
storethis 17
Wow bitch kys
guesswhatlifesux 14
Please follow up. What happened to this poor puppy??
ThrottleJockey 36
Do not drive when you're emotionally compromised!