imfucking25
Classic
Today, I struggled to open a childproof bottle, which, by the way, had the instructions printed on the lid. FML.
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mr_flarpin
Stoneham, United States
Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML
lithium-dreams
Fragile
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
charlotte9338
Canada
Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML
sillybrohos
United States
Today, I spent 2 minutes struggling to cork a wine bottle for one of my tables only to have them eventually point out to me that the bottle was a twist-off. FML
Anonymous
Stop embarrassing me!
Today, I discovered I don’t even have the dexterity to screw the cap back onto a bottle of soda without dropping it. Not only that, but mother saw the need to point it out and laugh at me, so people around us in the store stared. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
tstaeger
United States
Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
whoops
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Pissed
Today, I saw that the wine bottle I couldn't open last night had a big hole in the top from my struggle to open it. It was a screw top. I must've been drunker than I thought last night. FML
butterfingers
New Wilmington, United States
Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML
Anonymous
Oh gosh
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
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Yudith 28
Step one: apply a force of at least 20 Newtons on the lid. Step two: twist the lid counterclockwise without releasing pressure. Step 3: use a hammer and chisel to break open the bottom of the bottle.
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Yudith 28
Step one: apply a force of at least 20 Newtons on the lid. Step two: twist the lid counterclockwise without releasing pressure. Step 3: use a hammer and chisel to break open the bottom of the bottle.