Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
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Top comments
meelo88 13
Well at least he was clearing the air... Parents like honesty....
citymayer 7
Well, at least you aren't...
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Comments (118)
marod02 0
At least your Boyfriend is thoughtful he calmed your parents anxiety
Blueglasscup 18
At least indeed. At least indeed...
tinkerbell2oo8 4
I would of slapped him across the head how idiotic is he u just don't do that
koolkat27 13
I don't see why so many people are getting upset over this. it was just a dumb joke and people are acting like he killed her parents. wow, some people should really lighten up!
tinkerbell2oo8 4
well he kinda made it obvious he ******* their daughter
SummerFever 8
No shit sherlock.
saksxalmo 20
#21 How do you know? If he knows for sure that she isn't pregnant, it could mean that they haven't had sex yet.
GrammaticalNazi 2
*Would have...isn't this what school's for? Jesus, since when have third graders had iPods?
krez 20
I'm sure your parents felt the same way.
hannahcorrine 0
Close call
Lowkey7 0
ha wow that's funny xP
HomeAl0ne 20
Maybe Hallmark should put out a "Congratulations, it's a miscarriage!" card. No?
perdix 31
I guess your idea that Immaculate Conception could happen again was incorrect.
icic6772 0
He's got his priorities straight.
ssoccerchick97 16
Well, are you pregnant?
shireeniee 8
I think the boyfriend made the answer to that pretty clear.