Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.
kingcaper817 14
Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food
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Comments (47)
cookiethumper 23
should have made some food and eaten it in front of him. the jammy bastard
mistress_paz 30
That's how my wife won my heart; she cooked for me. Now I cook for us most of the time. When we were dating, I was always like... Hey, what you got for dinner? Can I come over? She was always so kind and generous so how could I not fall in love?
flee2321 10
We might have the same boyfriend.
cappellaaa 23
He told you that? He sounds like a real winner op.
BlindlyWandering 17
Maybe you're just a really kick ass cook and he sucks at grocery shopping. Still though, he should want to see you just to spend time with you.
jquaw 16
Well... Food is the greatest thing ever. I only hang out with friends when they have good food ;)
MiaTheMartian 21
This is pretty much how my relationship with my best friend works but I don't ever see that working out with a significant partner. Don't get stuck with a lazy ass, it's not worth it.
nityasomaiya 46
Wow, you like them *feasty.
xoxoxolovebix 6
That's pretty bad why couldn't he get off his ass and get his who damn food not to be rude but really
theoretical 6
That's cute actually