Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML
Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, after having a hard week, I decided to order a pizza with an expensive milkshake. It slipped out of my hand in front of the lift. It went everywhere. I had nothing on me to clean it up with. Now I’m milkshakeless, down £5, and accidentally responsible for littering my accommodation. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
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SpankyMcThrust 6
I ******* hate it when people drink from the container; I don't give a **** about germs, learn some goddamn manners! Especially if you don't live there/aren't family.
thehoneybadger 10
Just poke a hole in the side of the bottle and drain it out into a bowl or something. It won't have to go past the Infected Area of the bottle.
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Comments (301)
azzyistired 0
that would be reasonable if she maybe had aids...even then, SUCK IT UP. u baby
Jujubilee 1
uhm... I'm pretty sure the chances are incredibly low to non existent on getting aids from sharing a drink unless there's fresh infected blood and open wounds in/on the drinking area, but you sure can get lip herpes
tigrouficele2012 44
Pour it into a glass? Maybe stick in a funnel or something if you're still concerned about the rim?
MeganCello 8
But there's still backwash /:
AnneFTW 17
Wow that was really rude of her! It's not even her place, her boyfriend didn't even own it and she drank it straight from the bottle! besides all the germs, she'd making anyone else who drinks it drink her backwash. She's obviously too ignorant to even bother asking her to replace it. FYL!
KiddNYC1O 22
Are you my brother?
RezaCookies 0
so you cant kiss a girl?
dancerNsinger4li 0
Its not about kissing a girl he doesn't know her or whether or not she has something that he can catch through her saliva. Its people like you that make STIs and STDs spread so stupidly.
Cynical_in_SK 6
Yeah...but he's not tappin that! Why would he want her germs/diseases? Not to mention possibly his roommates as well.
ishida1235 0
your are a dumb@•• grow a pair germs would kill you only make you stronger
1215116a 14
So getting the flu...makes you stronger?
Person1233 13
Yes.
UsernameIsUsed 9
it certainly strengthens the abdominals
partyfool2011 4
getting the flu makes you immune to that flu
a_nutritionist 10
ugh, such stupidity. germs only make you stronger...i cant comprehend how anyone can be dumb enough to make those statements.
geeksaresexy 18
Know what doesn't make you stronger? Glandular fever, HIV, TB, pneumonia.. just to name a few. They all cause damage to your immune system and/or body which can be permanent!
mzkris26 0
gross!!! I'm a germaphobe too my husband likes to drink our milk out of the carton
guitardude728 9
its the same as kissing him
error0987654321 2
Ever heard of MRSA? It's sort of a big deal, and assholes like you spraying antibiotics all over the place are helping to make it even worse.
Cynical_in_SK 6
No offence...but your an idiot. Antibiotic resistant bacteria are becoming an issue due to misuse of antibiotic drugs. The two main issues are that they are overprescribed and people stop taking them once they start feeling better instead of finishing them as they are supposed to.
guitardude728 9
germs are not even a real thing. its just bacteria and other protazoans that you already have cause you are living with her
geeksaresexy 18
He doesn't live with her..
Cynical_in_SK 6
My God...I really hate it when stupid people try and sound smart. The word germ is used to refer to microbes (like viruses and bacteria), especially disease causing ones. So in other words...bacteria are germs. Numb-nuts!
Cynical_in_SK 6
I agree with most of the other replies! The op can't just "get over it". You also don't have to be a germaphobe to not want someone else's backwash. That's just a rude, inconsiderate and nasty thing for her to do.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
exactly