Brian
United States
Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tottie
United States
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
Jjh99q
United States
Today, I stayed until 11 PM washing, wiping, and mopping up the entire restaurant. I forgot to clock in. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML
Sotired
Medford, United States
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML
Anonymous
Exploitation
Today, I went to work on my day off for some overtime. I’m not to leave my position until relief arrives. Twelve hours after my shift was supposed to be over, my boss calls me, asking if I can work another 8 hours at a different post, not knowing I’ve already worked 20 hours straight because the system rebooted. I didn’t get paid overtime. FML
extrashiftwhoo
Preston, Australia
Today, I really didn't want to go to work. Still, I showed up for work early on the busiest night of the week and stayed back until past 10 p.m. Exhausted, I went to sign off the roster when I realised that, in fact, I was not rostered on for today at all. I'm on tomorrow, though. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
hell
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Sucker
* facepalm *
Today, five hours into my shift, I found out that I had been given the day off. They just forgot to tell me. FML
Top comments
FacePalm69 0
Although I feel bad, you kind of deserve this.
flockz 20
prostitutes tend to not have time clocks. i suggest you start practicing.
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FacePalm69 0
Although I feel bad, you kind of deserve this.
ilovecookies83 0
You could just tell your manager and he/she could fix that for you :)
NeatNit 33
Yes, explain it to your manager. If he or she is such a dick* and refuses to fix it, just give a good fight. Don't give up. * or ******?
drizzy212 4
I don't think he/she will give a shit
humzizzl3 0
Lol 24 right? it's not a dilemma people
KatrinaKitten 16
At least you learned a lesson!
Ryan0510 0
bad timing
Iamnotmyself 17
And that is why folks, I put sticky notes reminding me to do things on my computer.
garrettsgirl 0
isn't that the first thing you do when you go to work?
flockz 20
naw i take a massive shit while drinking my coffee.
ambeeelove 0
no u clock in then go take a shit! nothing better then ******** on the clock :) haha
crymore007 11
hey, you couldve had egg in your hair. now THAT wouldve sucked.
kkbabe01xo 0
Wow KatrinaKitten you are on a roll! not only did you get first comment on this FML but you also got one of your FMLs uploaded. Go you!
WallyTheWombat 0
This isn't really a big deal. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to work off the clock. Just talk to whoever is in charge and they should put in your hours for you. If you work for a big corporation, they are usually very good with stuff like this.
tjv3 10
just tell your supervisor to fix it
monkeys1315 0
I've done that before too and felt like an idiot.
urdirtyolduncle 15
93-- I guess she's on an egg-roll! hhaha? get it? never mind :/
fmlwmty 0
that is just sad I have no advice for you....
theunwiseone 4
when you try and reference another FML, please make sure it actually has some connection to this one,otherwise you just look like a knob. thank you and goodbye ;)
Uncle_Ben96 5
Too soon bro... at least you're cute
CoyoteOldOne 17
That is correct.
phatdaddy62 23
umm, DUH!
wordnerd42 0
^Losing.
Iamnotmyself 17
More like failing at life.
theaws0m3guy 4
Ha. Ha. Ha!
tsume24 3
40: your comments always get thumbed down because you don't make any ******* sense.
Iamnotmyself 17
Who cares if he makes sense that dog in the picture is sexy.
theaws0m3guy 4
109 clearly understands my intentions!
Iamnotmyself 17
-115 And I completely understand yours, hey you want to join my cult... Oh I mean uhh... I mean uh... religion?
theaws0m3guy 4
104- You say you're a Grammar Nazi, yet you don't understand the importance of capitalization....
xXshadowrollerXx 6
133 - Capitalization and grammar are two different areas. :)
theaws0m3guy 4
No they're not...capitalization is part of grammar...
tsume24 3
not really. I never capitalize sentences online, and I never really have. that doesn't mean I have bad grammar. you can stop trying to make me look bad because you're butt-hurting about being thumbed down, any time now. btw, I grammar-nazi things like your/you're & there/they're/their mistakes, run-on sentences, lack of punctuation/abbreviation, typos, etc. capitalization is the least important thing to a grammar nazi. (:
yourlifesfucked 0
Not to butt in, but your bio says something about "It's the internet" isn't an excuse to use poor grammar, and yet you JUST said you don't capitalize online. That, sir, makes you a raging hypocritical douchebag.
NoodleBurger 0
^ He pwn'd you.
tsume24 3
that's ok, I changed my bio just for you. (:
daisyloo 7
Dang, that sucks:( sorry OP, make sure you clock in next time! But idk if it's FYL or YDI?
AriTheAirhead 10
aww... that's sucks. your company appreciates your humbled extra work! :P
iluhyahh 0
dang that sucks. sorry. :/
PunaniSeeds 0
anyone who worked overtime with you to help verify your story? your boss might be a bit flexible, fyl
flockz 20
prostitutes tend to not have time clocks. i suggest you start practicing.
kittensRfuzzy 1
yes they do?
Dudelike89 8
Oh - You're in the prostitute business?? What kind of kittens are fuzzy?
hayleclark 17
I doubt that "Brian" would make it as a prostitute -.-
flockz 20
you and i are obviously thinking about different brians. the one im thinking about is a dog.
hayleclark 17
well I don't think that this Brian is, but either way...
MOSESRAISIN 0
zingg!
MOSESRAISIN 0
zingg!
ThatFunnyDude 3
I'm gonna have to agree with 2 for this one. maybe you talk to your boss about it if he/she is a cool guy/girl
sarahmcgeee 5
tell your boss and get your hours it can't be that hard. my bosses are understanding...