Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML
Today, I drove my truck into the garage for a couple of minor repairs. It was returned on a flatbed with a blown engine. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Depending on the age of the son, I think it's time he starts clearing drives to earn money to pay for said truck
Feklfekl2222 32
And I've just realised seconds after the edit timer expired that he's not going to be able to do that with a broken arm is he... Nonetheless he should pay for the damage if he's old enough
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Comments (49)
Steve97 32
I hope he got that on video for Fail Army.
BlueBaronBitch 22
The broken arm is bad, but he's very lucky he didn't fall on his head or something, sorry to hear what happened OP
DiabolusIgnis 15
"My son broke his arm and is seriously injured, but oh no my truck got damaged, poor truck." Where are your priorities???
yerawizardlizzy 27
That's not really what the FML said, but okay.
Kiernan151 25
He broke his arm because he was being stupid, he's not seriously injured. His arm will heal but he'll have to pay out thousands (possibly) to fix his truck. I would say that if his priorities was about his truck then they would be right on
DiabolusIgnis 15
So, basically, screw the son because of material damage? Again, where are your priorities? Money, or the well-being of your goddamned family?
Kiernan151 25
If my son is ******* dumb enough to board off of my house into a car, and he broke his arm, hear he ****** deserved it, while he will naturally heal (while in a cast I have to pay for), I have to spend money to fix his mistake so yes my priorities are on money, especially when that car will help pay for his cast by taking me to work.
DiabolusIgnis 15
Wow, zero empathy here, apparently.
whynot159 9
Kids do the darnedest things
jackler92 16
Boarding as in snowboarding?
Dilexar 26
Great job dumbass. **** your kids life, OP.
JudgeComrade 17
Trucks don't have wounds.
bssugden 10
You know, my hockey coach told me something yesterday that I think might be applicable here. He said that whatever I do, rule number 1 is "DON'T DO STUPID SHIT!" Rule number 2 is "Remember that I told NOT TO DO STUPID SHIT!" Words of wisdom folks
vegantreegirl 26
Make him pay for it. Even if he's young if he gets an allowance he pays for it out of his allowance. If he's a teen he gets a job to pay for it.
914smv 18
ouch! hope he is okay!