Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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kell84 5
Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.
Welshite 40
Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.
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Comments (102)
mercsl65 7
Rudeness always loses
FalconSam1414 19
Wow, some people. He's just a jealous asshat, don't let it get to you! :)
showen_fml 4
What a rubbish.
buckdharma 38
Dam op, the umpire threw the flag at you for ''unnecessary public display of affection.'' That's when you're supposed to call a time out, then you send in the kicking team.
lowshadows 21
my first kiss went a little like this ( kissing sound) a and twist (kissing sound) and twist.
Saikon1357 25
I've never understood why people hate PDA so much.
User57777 13
Probably because they don't have anyone to kiss, they've never been loved by someone else, or they just find it annoying.
SillyGirl4602 23
My boyfriend and I will hold hands or give each other a quick tap on the lips but we do not make out in public. I feel that PDA can be inappropriate depending on where you are and who is around you. OP didn't deserve this though. It seems like it was an innocent first kiss.
aardvarkish 17
Very poetic, Noor.
RedPillSucks 33
all this talk about perversion is making me hor... interested.
jelly713 19
It's okay OP. People feel lonely when they see PDA, (not the sex in public stuff, that's where people wanna throw up). Some people stare & hate even if you're just hugging & holding hands. I once got shot by a paintball gun from a drive away car with guys shouting "How do you like that now?!" when my arm was wrapped around my boyfriend's on the way to the car one night. Luckily they only shot my elbow & left. Moral of the story, people are bitter. & you have to not let it bother you if they act out cruelly. Be happy, no matter what happens. It's your life not theirs.
User57777 13
I've felt that person's pain but I would never throw something at a couple being together happily.