Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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kell84 5
Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.
Welshite 40
Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.
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Comments (102)
AholeCop 11
Pelt the passerby with garbage demanding he/she provide you with examples of "necessary" public displays of affection.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
rubbish... I cannot take you seriously
lilhellian 27
Noor that's when you look behind you and see someone doing that to you. :)
perdix 31
I've never heard of a "necessary public display of affection." Many people find PDAs offensive. That's why nobody has Palm Pilots anymore. Sure, they are Personal Digital Assistants, but they share the same abbreviation as the distasteful behavior. I mean, you wouldn't let your kids play at the Kool Kids Kolony, would you?
interesting33 37
That sucks :( They had no right to do that! >:(
fuzion50 6
perhaps op is a homosexual? the op is specified as genderless and so is their date. that could explain why someone would throw trash.
happylawyer 16
I want to believe that you meant the person may have found an homosexual relationship offensive but, no one has the right to throw trash to any body.
Enslaved 38
It's almost like they were playing "PaperBoy".
happylawyer 16
Don't let little things like that ruin your moments. Laugh at it and remember it as a special kiss.
madamazinDana45 6
Then when is it necessary?
Enslaved 38
I don't mind watching people displaying a little PDA and if they're an attractive couple, I just might secretly video record you with my camera phone. Hey, you have been warned!!!