Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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kell84 5
Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.
Welshite 40
Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.
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Comments (102)
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, you went for a troll in the park. =}
yousuck44 11
It's not like op took her bf and ripped his shirt off and had her way with him on a park bench. So why is kissing bad?
sp00ky_fml 5
Agreed. Some people just don't feel comfortable with public displays of affections. Unfortunately. Of course there's a limit to how much you can express outside the bedroom. lol
doglover100 29
The passerby was jealous
ThecomingofTan 9
I don't understand people that get upset when they see public displays of affection. Whenever I see someone kissing in public, I don't yell at them to quit it.....I go hide in the bushes and stroke myself until I pass out.
miss_sqwert 19
Ydi for not sticking up for yourself
sp00ky_fml 5
Where did OP say he didn't stick up for himself and his date? He could have still told that loser to mind his own business much like I'm telling you what a presumptious little idiot you are. :)
Kaerunoutof 3
Someone dislike because… Case between beautiful guy and lady, **** you guy. Case between ugly guy and beautiful lady, **** you guy and go to hell. Case between beautiful guy and ugly lady, it's really ugly view. Case between ugly guy and lady, leave the world faster as you can.
JPaps21 1
Hullyyk
Tarantino_fml 11
Funny moment to remember down the line :)
dan_in_wi 12
well... you'll never forget it? ever....
AngelSpit 18
what the hell when did the outside world become highschool?
NagainaFier 16
The outside world IS highschool. Sadly, we never leave.