Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
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untoldfame 3
dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!
Incubuss 0
That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.
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Comments (311)
itzthtguy 0
You wanted a room with a view, right?
edward713 0
I fail to see how this is an FML. There aren't nudists walking around your living room, are there? So if it's your thing, enjoy watching. If not, close the curtains - end of story.
awfulsymmetry 0
Inexpensive, close to your work, only for a "few months" and it happens to overlook a nudist colony? Who the hell cares. I know people who would take an apartment overlooking a puppy-euthanization grounds for a few months if it was cheap and close to where they needed to be. Close your blinds if it's such a problem.
Erindub 0
I voted for, yes your life is ****** because you think this is a bad thing. I also have issues with believeing that the landlord didn't clarify this or that you failed to notice upon checking out the apt in the first place.
Luky_fml 0
why is this bad?
LightsOut59 0
Nude chicks? Am I the only one who doesn't see anything wrong with that at all?
ssbbcc 0
Now you don't need to buy curtains!
plexico 4
Fat, old nude chicks who don't shave . . . anywhere.
glassisass 0
how about you think about this for a second... its not only girls its guys too.
FoundManyLemons 0
So what?
fxdxhk90 0
Do you know how much money dudes pay out at stripclubs to see naked women? Your getting the show for free, qyb.