Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
untoldfame 3
dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!
Incubuss 0
That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (311)
quivx 7
Ever heard of curtains?
Ross_H 0
Leave the curtains closed on that side - Simple.
rimbob45 0
lucky!!!
containsnosoy 0
Well, that explains why the rent is high! But really, this isn't an FML. If you're that uncomfortable with nudity, don't look out the windows.
hurray4jmk 1
Inexpensive means the rent is NOT expensive you idiot.
Pixelle_fml 0
You need to see the bright side of the thing -- nobody will mind if you go around your flat naked. :-)
jailbot 7
...so? Are you like the one person in the world who doesn't get joy out of checking out naked people no matter how not hot they are?
PSyesinthatway 0
um have any of you seen a nudist colony, a lot of the time its full of fat old naked people
imbtrtenu 8
free ****...
escualida 0
so what? it can still be entertaining in a traffic accident sort of way where you don't really want to see but you can't look away. And no one forces you to look at them, just close the blinds just like everyone has already said.
JacobHall86 0
An attractive nudist is like a Unicorn. Its a mythical creature. Although I would probably just get a set of blinds for the window.
lets_be_ian 5
I still don't see how this is a problem. Even if the most likely scenario is true (they are not young and attractive nudists) you can still have a lot of fun laughing at the absurdity of the whole situation, or playing pranks on your friends. i.e. figure out the sunbathing schedule for the largest and most unattractive of the bunch, and ask your friend to "go open the curtain and let some light in" around that time. Then laugh hysterically as your friend falls to the floor holding his eyes screaming about how he is blind.