Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
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untoldfame 3
dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!
Incubuss 0
That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.
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Comments (311)
gangsterbert 0
**** niggers and **** you for not thinking that would be hot .
movies12 0
I'm not gonna say FYL.. or YDI. Cause usually nudist colonies....the people are heavy and old.... it's not like it's young and attractive guys or girls, but u could go buy some blinds...and if u can't afford them, get paper and just stick it on the window.
ltkrich 0
I don't get how that's an fml dude! wanna trade places, I got a house in a retirement community
shnibz101 0
#2 thats my favorite movie
sc27 0
And why is that a problem
kaelendra 0
there's a reason something is inexpensive. use curtains or something and no prob.
omigawdd 0
uhmmm so what u just dont have to stare at them all day. :S get some blinds!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
Zoa_fml 0
Honestly if that's the worst part about your inexpensive, convenient apartment than STFU!
Super_Vegetto 0
YDI for being picky. I'm guessing Trump Towers wasn't an option because Donald Trump Founded them. Bargains beat circumstance, especially if you're not in any real danger. And if nudity is that much of a problem, maybe you should stop grooming, stop having sex, and stop connecting to the Internet.
SarlaccBits 0
That's awesome. How is this even close to an FML?